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Fastport

Fasport yang sudah longgar memang menjengkelkan. Sedikit benturan, copot sebelah.
Cara paling mudah untuk memperbaiki kunci fasport adalah dengan ballpoint. Keluarkan isi ballpoint (bukan tintanya lho) dari casingnya lalu jepitkan ujungnya seperti gambar di bawah.

Biarkan selama beberapa jam. Kunci fastport yang longgar akan kencang kembali selama beberapa minggu.

Sumber : Forum Esato
Gambar : Hasil kamera ponsel.

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My Dear Country

‘Twas Halloween and the ghosts were out,
And everywhere they’d go, they shout,
And though I covered my eyes I knew,
They’d go away.

But fear’s the only thing I saw,
And three days later ’twas clear to all,
That nothing is as scary as election day.

But the day after is darker,
And darker and darker it goes,
Who knows, maybe the plans will change,
Who knows, maybe he’s not deranged.

The news men know what they know, but they,
Know even less than what they say,
And I don’t know who I can trust,
For they come what may.

’cause we believed in our candidate,
But even more it’s the one we hate,
I needed someone I could shake,
On election day.

But the day after is darker,
And deeper and deeper we go,
Who knows, maybe it’s all a dream,
Who knows if I’ll wake up and scream.

I love the things that you’ve given me,
I cherish you my dear country,
But sometimes I don’t understand,
The way we play.

I love the things that you’ve given me,
And most of all that I am free,
To have a song that I can sing,
On election day.

Lyrics and Song by Norah Jones (From Album Not Too Late)

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Forza Milan!!!


Pagi tadi AC Milan membuktikan sebagai yang terbaik di Eropa musim ini. Dengan kemenangan 2-1 atas Liverpool, piala Champions menjadi miliknya.
Jalannya pertandingan….



Secangkir Coffemix panas, sekotak wafer tango dan asinan mangga sudah disiapkan, tinggal menunggu siaran langsung pertandingan mulai. Kok komentator lama banget ya bicaranya, tiduran dulu ah…


begitu bangun lho kok sudah jam 5??

Gak apa apa pokoknya Forza Milan!!

Lambang AC Milan dicuri dari en.wikipedia.com

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Humor Tech Support

Hasil dari internet hari ini :

http://rinkworks.com/stupid/

Website di atas berisi kumpulan kejadian menggelikan yang dialami helpdesk/it support dalam pekerjaanya. Contohnya (diambil langsung :

* Customer: “I can’t get my email.”
* Tech Support: “Ok. Can you surf the web?”
* Customer: “What?”
* Tech Support: “I just want to know if you can visit any web sites. That will tell me if you’re connected.”
* Customer: “What are web sites? I just use this to download my email.”

This guy was paying $40 per month for high-speed cable Internet access, and all he could do was send email.

* Tech Support: “No problem. I can show you that later. Right now I need you to start your email program.”
* Customer: “Aren’t you listening? It’s already started. I just can’t get any email.”
* Tech Support: “Can you click the send and receive button for me?”
* Customer: “I did that and nothing happens! I told you that!”
* Tech Support: “All right, sir. We’ll just take a look at your preferences.”

Ten minutes later I finally finished walking him through his account settings in Outlook Express.

* Customer: “You screwed something up! Now it keeps giving me an error message!”
* Tech Support: “Ok, what does the message say?”
* Customer: “It says YOU entered an invalid email address.”
* Tech Support: “Let’s go back to the ‘General’ tab and double-check your address.”
* Customer: “It says xxxx-at-home-period thingee-com.”
* Tech Support: “Can you read it to me letter by letter?”
* Customer: (growling) “It says x-x-x-x-a-t-h-o-m-e–”
* Tech Support: “Ok, let’s stop right there. I want you to type ‘xxxx,’ then the ‘@’ symbol, not the word ‘at’.”
* Customer: “What the hell are you talking about?”
* Tech Support: “Have you got the ‘xxxx’ part done?”
* Customer: “Yes.”
* Tech Support: “Then I want you to hold the shift key and hit the number ‘2’ key.”
* Customer: “At the same time? Are you trying to break it?”
* Tech Support: “Trust me, sir, this will work.”

After we finished with that, he got even more upset because he didn’t have any email to receive.

atau

A few years ago I worked at a computer shop. One time a woman overheard me answer the phone and came storming over to me.

* Her: “So you’re the one who won’t let me email my son!”
* Me: “Excuse me?”
* Her: “Well, I bought my computer here and you guys set up my Internet.”
* Me: “Yes…?”
* Her: “Every time I try to email my son, YOU email me back saying you won’t deliver my message.”
* Me: “Ma’am, I don’t have anything to do with delivering email to anyone, and I’m sure I haven’t sent you any messages.”
* Her: “I just heard you tell the person on the phone that YOU were Damon.”

Selamat menikmati dijamin ngakak kak kak kak kakkakkakakakakaka!!!!

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Gmail

Akhirnya penyedia webmail Google membuka pendaftaran account gmail. Selama ini bagi yang ingin mempunyai alamat account di gmail harus meminta undangan (invitation) dari rekan/teman yang sudah punya. Cara lainnya adalah mendaftarkan nomor ponselnya supaya mendapat activation code (sayangnya hanya mendukung Simpati dan Telkomsel CMIIW)

Cepat daftar di sini dan nikmati layanan POP3 dan ruang penyimpanan email super gedhe (2,8 GB!)

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